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⚠️ WARNING: SIDE EFFECTS OF MEMBERSHIP — HARD TYMZ MUZIC ⚠️

By engaging with Hard Tymz Muzic, you may experience the following irreversible conditions:

• Sudden loss of sleep due to sub par beats looping and the amazing sound of trimarchi’s nonsense never stops talking tryna get that bread and kittens at all hours of the day and night

• Chronic unnecessary unprovoked and completely unnecessary false overconfidence when walking past reflective surfaces reflecting bold over compensation for inadequacy

• Increased tolerance for chaos, the clap (all claps) and brutally mediocre lyrics and bars

• Random urges to say “that’s what’s up”

• Uncontrollable head nodding in inappropriate environments (funerals, courtrooms, job interviews)

• Heightened awareness of fake energy and low-quality vibes

• Loss of limbs

• Thigh chaffing and chronic rhythmic diarrhea from all bodily holes literally all times.